Last October, Muddler Mike introduced me to electronic cigarettes. Turns out is was a less expensive alternative than tobacco, especially since I never smoked at home. Well, the last electronic cigarette I purchased lasted over 6 months, so I reached the conclusion that I had quit smoking. This spring, I let Muddler know how upset I was with him.
"I don't drink to excess and I don't womanize. Now that I don't smoke, I'm damn near perfect and people are beginning to have expectations of me!" I said in exasperation. Muddler remained expressionless and took a drag on his e-cigarette.
"None of us have any expectations of you." He said as he exhaled a cloud of water vapor in my direction.
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